I would like to thank, in no particular order, the following people/entities:

Linus Torvalds
Slackware
Redhat
linux-router-project
Damn Small Linux
Linux From Scratch
Debian
Fedora
Geexbox
ADIOS
BerryOS
Gentoo
Yellow Dog Linux
Knoppix
Ubuntu
RockLinux
Blackdog Linux
Mactel-Linux


...and Justin Knierim for hosting :)